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    • Principal Skinner: Well, I was wrong. The rubis-eating insects are a godsend.
      Lisa: But isn’t that a bit short-sighted? What happens when we’re overrun by rubis-eating insects?
      Principal Skinner: No problem. We simply unleash wave after wave of Chinese needle snakes. They’ll wipe out the rubis-eating insects.
      Lisa: But aren’t the snakes even worse?
      Principal Skinner: Yes, but we’re prepared for that. We’ve lined up a fabulous type of gorilla that thrives on snake meat.
      Lisa: Then we’re stuck with gorillas!
      Principal Skinner: No, that’s the beautiful part. When wintertime rolls around, the gorillas simply freeze to death.
      Lisa: Hmm.