In May this year, Tommy Robinson is holding a follow-up to his rancid ‘Unite the Kingdom’ rally. The first event saw speakers calling for the deportation of the UK’s entire Black and Brown population. This year will no doubt see the same, and in Robinson’s eyes, that represents a marketing opportunity:

I’ve honestly seen it all now.

If you still didn’t realise Tommy Robinson is nothing but a massive grifter, here he is today — trying to sell advertising space at his next racist march.

Boycott any business that’s stupid enough to take him up on the idea. pic.twitter.com/9YT5BH0WsY

— Wokerati Marty (@WokeratiMarty) April 19, 2026

Remigration

Undercover recordings from the first Tommy Robinson Unite the Kingdom rally exposed protesters chanting with what can only be described as genocidal intent:

He did it again. @NikoOmilana went under cover on the far-right Tommy Robinson rally.

“Sink the boat and send them back… take the life jackets off as well… why not just kill them on the beach?” pic.twitter.com/tqc37U9cxu

— Mukhtar (@I_amMukhtar) September 27, 2025

Honestly, ‘protesters’ doesn’t feel like the right word.

Much like with the Britain First rally which took place in Manchester on 18 April, a sizeable number of these people were absolutely shitfaced. ‘Revellers’ is a more accurate description, but the thing they’re revelling in is hatred.

Speakers at the first event included Generation Remigration. As we reported in September 2025:

Who are Generation Remigration, you might ask?

Well, they’re the leading proponents of ‘remigration’, which is the plan to mass deport migrants and their descendants from European countries. We’re not quite sure how that will work in Britain given the continuous influxes of populations we’ve experienced since the Roman Empire, except we are sure, obviously – they’re talking about deporting Black and brown people. Please feel free to explain to us how that isn’t racist, but maybe wait until tomorrow if you’re already ten beers in; you wouldn’t want to say something you regret.

Some of the attendees were clearly fantasists who hold a bleak and violent view of the world. This view is being amplified by grifters like Robinson who seek to profit from hatred:

Someone’s nan was at the Tommy Robinson far-right march saying she hates Black people & was carrying 3 knives in her bag for the “Blacks.” & she wants them all to get out of the country

This is what they say when they think they’re chatting to white people. Big up @NikoOmilana pic.twitter.com/g2aeJAyCb6

— Mukhtar (@I_amMukhtar) September 27, 2025

And this year, ‘profit from hatred’ is clearly part of the Unite the Kingdom mission statement.

Put your ad here, says Tommy Robinson

In the video at the top, Tommy Robinson says:

Right, here’s an opportunity that I can’t believe people haven’t snapped up and we need you to snap it up because we need to put on a larger, bigger, more successful event than the 13th of September. That is advertisement.

We can believe no one has snapped it up, honestly, because most brands don’t hyper-target their products at racist shitheads.

Robinson continued:

We had 66 million people watch our last event in September. That’s just on our stream. Then we had 150 live streamers who were videoing every second of it as well. You have the opportunity to reach those people with your branding.

It’ difficult to think of a brand which would want to associate themselves with the scenes above.

Maybe Skittles could change their slogan to: ‘Skittles: Taste the Racism‘.

Probably not, right?

Failed Reform MP Matt Goodwin is still promoting his allegedly AI-written slop book – maybe he could take out an advert?

It’s not “weird”, mainly because Matt GPT’s book isn’t, and never has been, “the No.1 paperback in Britain” overall, but also because he’s posing in front of a “New Books for 2026” hardback display while promoting his paperback, which isn’t available in hardback.

The week that… https://t.co/7op5xdUjFL

— GET A GRIP (@docrussjackson) April 18, 2026

Back to Robinson:

Remember, we’ve shifted. People didn’t used to want to stand with us. Now we have politicians, we have celebrities, we have all different people. There’s been a mass shift. It’s now acceptable. Cancel culture has been defeated in this arena.

There was a period after Trump’s re-election when brands briefly pivoted towards racism. Most famously, the American company Target lost around 30% of its value after rolling back diversity initiatives.

Since all that, brands have avoided attaching themselves to mainstream right-wing politics. As such, they’ll definitely avoid pissed-up hate fests like Robinson’s festival of racism.

The ranks are revolting

As we reported on 19 April, some of Tommy Robinson’s minions are demanding that the upcoming Unite the Kingdom should be a more violent affair:

STOP WHAT YOU’RE DOING!

THE FASH BROMANCE OF THE CENTURY IS ON THE ROCKS!

Remember I said after Danny ‘Temu Tommy’ Thomas tried to confront me (& ended up confessing to sexual exploitation), he was getting flack for being an embarrassment?

Well tragically it’s got worse pic.twitter.com/jIRRB2EmPT

— . (@LouiseRawAuthor) April 18, 2026

Of course, it makes sense for a movement like Robinson’s to become violent. The guy is talking about banishing a sizeable portion of the population, after all – something which couldn’t be achieved without oppression.

The reason why Tommy Robinson wants to keep it non-violent is clear; it’s because he’s got ad space to sell.

Featured image via YouTube

By Willem Moore

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