Reform candidate Stephen Hammond was horny posting from the same account where he interacted with his friends and family 🤮

Reform

Reform — There’s a genre of horny older men who don’t seem to understand that the internet is a place others inhabit — a place where people can see what they’re up to.  These men often use their actual faces as their profile pictures; probably because they lack the wherewithal to realise they could not do that.

Despite their real names and faces being visible, these men will pepper sex workers with messages like ‘very big boobs‘ and ‘Yes I would love to have some fun‘.

When you see these wretched individuals online, you think to yourself ‘what on Earth do these people do in the real world‘? In the case of Stephen Hammond, the answer is ‘run to be a Reform UK councillor‘:

Married man too, tut tut.

— Reform Party UK Exposed 🇬🇧 (@reformexposed) April 11, 2026

Reform — Aroused ignoramus

If you can’t open the images above, know that Hammond was replying to a woman in her underwear who was asking:

Does this help you love me more

Hammond responded:

Yes I would love to have some fun

He’s not having fun now, clearly, as he’s deleted his Threads account.

From that same account, Hammond recently posted:

Hi all friends and family, just a quick note to inform you that I am now running for Councillor with the Reform UK party at the Holmewood and Brierly ward in Bradford district, we will be out and about in the ward very soon, and looking to get Labour out of the Bradford Council so we can start putting the good, if you are in the Ward please look out for us we will be only to [sic] glad to listen to any problems and try to solve them the best we can.

Good god, Stephen, are they rationing full stops in Bradford? No wonder you want to get rid of Labour if they are!

Punctuation aside, the above post reveals that Hammond uses his “friends and family” account for horny posting.

This is not good.

As reprehensible as many UK politicians are, they do at least have the self-preservation instincts needed to indulge themselves behind closed doors.

We’re not sure we want to live in a country in which public services are run by people with zero common sense and minus zero impulse control.

It gets worse

The good people at Reform Party UK Exposed posted some of Hammond’s other posts:

You know a culture is thriving when your list of things to be proud of includes ‘speak our own language‘.

Not to tell these dipshits how to make their rancid memes, but they should probably replace ‘pork’ with ‘bacon’. English people have never made a big deal out of eating pork; they’re just saying this because they think it will upset Muslims.

Your culture isn’t doing well when you do things to upset others rather than to enrich your own spirit!

Hammond also believed this eyesore of a meme “keeps getting deleted from the internet”:

According to Hammond, “genocide” is when someone moves into your area and opens a shop.

Also, remember in the last meme when Hammond was proud to “speak English”? Well now he’s worrying about “FOREIGN HOARDS”.

You mean “FOREIGN HORDES”, dipshit.

Aren’t you a ‘learn the language or get out‘ guy?

Further proving Hammond can’t speak the language he’s proud to speak:

We’d stick to the pork and beer if we were you, Stephen.

Local erections

Hammond is far from the only unseemly candidate that Reform have lined up for the local elections:

We keep thinking Reform can’t top themselves, and yet every day the candidates just get worse and worse.

Featured image via Stephen Hammond

By Willem Moore

From Canary via This RSS Feed.