On Wednesday 1 April, Donald Trump delivered one of the worst speeches of his career — and this was no April Fool’s.
The White House has removed this video from their social media channels.
But not before we could post it. https://t.co/arlnXPVhc2
— Headquarters (@HQNewsNow) April 2, 2026
The above is really just the tip of the iceberg too.
Bombs not babies
In the clip above, Trump starts talking about daycare but progresses to the national health insurance systems of Medicare and Medicaid (emphasis added):
the United States can’t take care of daycare. That has to be up to a state.
We can’t take care of daycare. We’re a big country. We have 50 states. We have all these other people. We’re fighting wars.
We can’t take care of daycare.
You got to let a state take care of daycare, and they should pay for it too. They should pay. They have to raise their taxes, but they should pay for it. And we could lower our taxes a little bit to them to make up for it.
But it’s not possible for us to take care of daycare. Medicaid, Medicare, all these individual things. They can do it on a state basis. You can’t do it on a federal.
We have to take care of one thing, military protection.
We have to guard the country.
As most people now realise, the US isn’t ‘guarding the homeland’—it’s instead doing the opposite to other countries.
If America stopped waging forever wars, it could easily afford daycare and universal health coverage. It could probably afford to give everyone in the world healthcare with how much they spend on war (set to be $1.5tn by 2027).
Even the administration is starting to realise that its military endeavours aren’t money well spent:
SECRETARY RUBIO: Why are we in NATO? You have to ask that question. Why do we send trillions of dollars and have all of these American forces stationed in the region, if in our time of need, we won’t be allowed to use those bases? pic.twitter.com/DdYahXhli0
— Department of State (@StateDept) April 1, 2026
Trump had more to say too.
Bad to worse
As the Majority Report’s Emma Vigeland sarcastically highlighted, Trump admitted that he basically likes anyone who sucks up to him—no matter how repellant they are (presumably he’s thinking about Benjamin Netanyahu):
This is so moving https://t.co/NG3QuaQOcF
— Emma Vigeland (@EmmaVigeland) April 1, 2026
Having failed to achieve any of his objectives in the Iran war, Trump is now asking his allies to clean up his mess:
Trump on re-opening the Strait of Hormuz: “Let France do it, they get a lot of oil from the strait. Let the Europeans do it. Let South Korea, who is not helpful to us, by the way…Let South Korea do it. Let Japan do it… This was not part of what I wanted to do.” pic.twitter.com/yOcweaBOcW
— The Bulwark (@BulwarkOnline) April 1, 2026
Trump gave an idea of why the war has gone so badly:
Absolute bombshell confession! Trump casually admits on camera that he assassinated 88 Iranian leaders “by accident” while they were voting for a new regime. He is openly bragging about mass murder and illegal regime change. This is a blatant war crime! pic.twitter.com/uBR8sKpogu
— Furkan Gözükara (@FurkanGozukara) April 1, 2026
Trump also did some race science:
This would have been an impeachably scandalous thing for a president to say even a decade ago. https://t.co/rM56hI8cjL
— Aaron Reichlin-Melnick (@ReichlinMelnick) April 1, 2026
This is the same guy who has repeatedly bragged about passing cognition tests because he thinks they’re testing his intelligence — not whether he has dementia.
Shocking but not unsurprising
While the things Trump says are constantly unprecedented, we’re at a point now where nothing really shocks.
Of course he’d launch a stupid war and then bail when it got too much.
Of course he’d be the politician to finally admit the US prioritises death over health.
Of course he’d go off on some racist tangent that has nothing to do with the speech at hand.
As grim as this all is, hopefully it makes Americans realise their country is not a force for good, and that this is a situation it can’t keep repeating.
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By Willem Moore
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