The British media is infamous for getting bent out of shape over the most trivial of issues. Zack Polanski, meanwhile, is famous for throwing shapes on the dancefloor.
Now, these two issues have come to a head in the most grave and disturbing fashion possible:
Glastonbury-style dancing?
LOL.https://t.co/0qbagSvIYp pic.twitter.com/YlhMfRxDjb
— Zack Polanski (@ZackPolanski) March 30, 2026
Sorry, did we say ‘grave and disturbing’? We meant ‘laughable and ridiculous’.
Polanski and “Glastonbury-style dancing”
Suzanne Moore used to write for the Guardian. She left after her gender critical articles (i.e. transphobic dross) led to her receiving criticism. These days, she works for the Telegraph – an outlet whose audience is more susceptible to her ‘woman shouts at cloud’ style journalism.
In her latest piece, Moore writes:
It’s easy to dismiss the Green Party leader’s appearance on stage, but Jeremy Corbyn showed how effective it can be at luring new voters.
This is true; Jeremy Corbyn was very much a pied piper figure.
They covered this up, but Corbyn led a conga line of 10,000 revellers out Glastonbury 2018 and into one of his re-education camps.
In Polanski’s latest incident of groove warfare, he danced on stage at an anti-far right protest:
“Look around. Look at the people around you. We are intergenerational. We are white, we are black, we are Asian, we are Muslim, Christian, Jewish, non-faiths. We are community”
“And together, we will win”
We WILL win. https://t.co/vzJZBLAQYD
— Anne Greensmith
(@snowleopardess) March 29, 2026
The beauty of focusing on the dancing is that you don’t have to talk about what the protest was actually about – i.e. the growing far right.
People are ridiculing Moore, anyway, including Polanski himself:
#GlastonburyStyleDancing? https://t.co/a4lgEq6JcW
— Zack Polanski (@ZackPolanski) March 30, 2026
https://t.co/pQ7XlcuxYH pic.twitter.com/mCgLS2pu3f
— Derek Pakora (@DeathlyAcorn) March 30, 2026
Moore wasn’t the only one suffering from discophobia either; the following is from GB Newsfounder Andrew Neil:
We have this Green party leader dancing around like a demented numpty and Lib Dem leader Ed Davey mounting one stupid stunt after another. Polls currently give them around 35% of the vote combined. No wonder we are increasingly regarded as not a serious country. Because we’re… https://t.co/sGVLYlHdsy
— Andrew Neil (@afneil) March 29, 2026
The problem is that Neil is something of a “demented numpty” himself:
Demented numpties dancing, you say? https://t.co/FP99mh4lGU pic.twitter.com/PbXnFZprSJ
— Colin the Dachshund (@DachshundColin) March 29, 2026
To hypocrites like Neil, we say ‘let he who is without sin throw the first shape‘.
Dancing the right away
Much like the backing dancers in the Smooth Criminal video, Polanski is leaning in:
Another poll in front of Labour?
We’re coming for Reform next!
Time for rent controls, nationalise our public services & protect our NHS.https://t.co/0qbagSvIYp pic.twitter.com/T1LrG77Ohm
— Zack Polanski (@ZackPolanski) March 30, 2026
Given the Greens polling, it seems like their focus on policy over frivolity is cutting through.
This is why Daily Mail journalists are going after my family now.
The right wing propaganda machine will not work on the Green Party.
We’re ready to end Rip Off Britain, end the cost of living crisis and make hope normal again. https://t.co/w9uyGh8mfP
— Zack Polanski (@ZackPolanski) March 28, 2026
In other words, his detractors aren’t joining in the fun because they’ve nothing to dance about.
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By Willem Moore
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