The absolute last conspiracy theory you want to be entertaining is ‘X person is actually still alive‘; if nothing else, because it’s such a cliche. We’re at a point, however, where we need to acknowledge what’s coming out of the Epstein Files, because god damn:
Why would the Trump administration draft a press release saying that Epstein died a day before he actually died?
Oh. Oh my. https://t.co/Cx2SHzqUCP
— PatriotTakes
(@patriottakes) February 8, 2026
The death of Jeffrey Epstein
The first thing you’ll think with the above is ‘okay, so they got the date wrong‘. The problem is it also says ‘Friday’, and the 9 August 2019 was indeed a Friday. This means they didn’t just get the date wrong; they also got the day wrong.
Which, to be fair, could happen.
But it’s still interesting when combined with everything else.
Take this for example:
Who entered Epstein’s jail tier the night of his death? Newly released video logs appear to contradict official accounts.
https://t.co/KWPG3iqGUF— CBS News (@CBSNews) February 5, 2026
Even more strange, it’s been reported that the authorities never identified the noose which was used to kill Epstein:
NEW: Noose allegedly used by Jeffrey Epstein collected at the scene of his death has been determined to have not been used in Epstein’s “suicide” according to DOJ Inspector General.
— Dominic Michael Tripi (@DMichaelTripi) February 7, 2026
Here’s what CBSreported on 6 February:
The noose Epstein allegedly used has never been definitively identified. According to the inspector general’s report, a noose collected at the scene was later determined not to be the ligature used in Epstein’s death.
Bit strange that, innit, considering he was found dead in a prison cell. It’s not like he could have hidden the real noose; especially not with him being dead.
CBSalso covered questions which were put to the guards who found Epstein’s body:
Thomas told investigators he discovered Epstein in his cell shortly after 6:30 a.m. on Aug.10 and that he “ripped” Epstein down from the hanging position.
Investigators asked what happened to the noose.
“I don’t recall taking the noose off. I really don’t,” he replied. “I don’t recall taking the thing from around his neck.”
Noel, who remained standing at the cell entrance, told investigators she saw Thomas lower Epstein to the floor but did not see a noose around his neck.
This is all on top of the other oddities, like various prison cameras not working that evening (and the autopsy suggesting it was murder, not suicide).
Oh, and we also have this interview too:
BREAKING: The government put boxes covered in a sheet inside a vehicle to trick the media, pretending that it was Epstein’s body.
From File: File: EFTA00141124:
"In order to thwart the media, [REDACTED], [REDACTED], and [REDACTED] used boxes and sheets to create what appeared… pic.twitter.com/RHJRHOPHyr
— Brian Krassenstein (@krassenstein) February 7, 2026
And now we get to the Fortnite conspiracy.
Online
The latest release of Epstein Files unveiled a gaming account linked to Epstein:
Epstein’s alleged Fortnite account was inactive during the same time he was arrested.
“Littlestjeff1” was inactive throughout his arrest, and wouldn’t you know it as soon as Epstein “died,” it came back online during Season 10, which started in August 2019, the same month he… pic.twitter.com/5zgJG6gDmJ
— Pirat_Nation
(@Pirat_Nation) February 7, 2026
Since we now apparently live in a reality where the most bizarre possibility is what is real, we have to inform you that Jeffrey Epstein‘s Fortnite account is live and active in Israel multiple times in the last year alone. pic.twitter.com/MVGQ6ErZda
— Dissident Media (@DissidentMedia) February 5, 2026
Fortnite stepped in to clear this up:
Hey Official Fortnite here – this was a ruse by a Fortnite player. A few days ago, an existing Fortnite account owner changed their username from something totally unrelated to littlestjeff1, following the revelation of littlestjeff1 as a name on YouTube. These Fortnite trackers…
— Fortnite Status (@FortniteStatus) February 6, 2026
Then Fortnite received a community note:
Community note deleted? Sus pic.twitter.com/e6DOYKDSRz
— Pirat_Nation
And now — we shit you not — THE COMMUNITY NOTE HAS VANISHED:
They fucking deleted the community note
WHAT THE FUCK
Nah this shit sus as hell https://t.co/uEbNjlu3hV pic.twitter.com/HimWNhNrTP
— Chibi Reviews (@ChibiReviews) February 8, 2026
This is all happening on Twitter, by the way — the social network owned by Elon Musk. Here’s a picture of Musk with Epstein alongside Mark Zuckerberg — the guy who owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp:
holy shit… every single billionaire titan aligned with trump and under his thumb is directly tied to Epstein. this is ALL OF THEM.
insane. https://t.co/JWuUe6EQaz
— Political Punk (@actingliketommy) February 7, 2026
Feeling conspiratorial yet?
Where does it end?
There are also lots of images like the below, by the way, but we’ve no way of verifying if these images are real (and even if they are, if they’re actually him):
Epstein spotted alive in Tel Aviv? This photo is NOT AI, according to Grok and ChatGPT. But a perfect match? I don’t know the date but he looks to have aged some.
This corroborates the FBI reports claiming Epstein was extricated from MCC and his email accounts remained active. pic.twitter.com/8eA45RbJg2
— Kit Basher (@thatPOSERSguy) February 5, 2026
New images leaked of Jeffrey Epstein in Israel he’s actually fucking alive……… pic.twitter.com/FKwysaKeB2
— Titan Jay (@TitanJayGoat) February 7, 2026
We’ll be sure to let you know if he actually turns up, although at this point it may not be that surprising.
Featured image via ABC
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“This photo is not AI according to Grok and GPT” trashed the argument there.
But otherwise, pass me that tinfoil hat.
You forgot to include the prison guard who posted on 4chan whose post ended up in the epstein files. He suspected a swap the night epstein was “suicided”.
Epstein spotted alive in Tel Aviv? This photo is NOT AI, according to Grok and ChatGPT.
It’s AI, the full size photo has gibberish text and a Gemini logo at the bottom right.
The only thing with any substance is the fortnite bit. Everything before that about the guy going to his quarters and the noose point to him being killed and not being kept alive.
Which photo? There’s at least 3 linked in the article and I don’t see gibberish text (or any text) in any of them. Also, I don’t see any Gemini logos. Did you find a larger version of one elsewhere?
Edit: Also, the medical examiner reported that the noose found in the cell was not used on Epstein. That does not point to him being killed.
I can’t find the original comment that went into it but it had a screenshot of the original tweet and it was an AI image account.
I think the noose bit being mentioned is even more glaring. If he wasn’t killed and snuck out shortly before hand, then the autopsy was fake. So why add that detail to a fake autopsy?
I see the watermark, but that could be added to any image. I dont see any gibberish text though, that’s Hebrew on the signs.
Even if Epstein wasn’t killed in that cell, that doesn’t mean there wasn’t a real autopsy. Some of the earliest theories around the body retrieved from cell involved how it’s facial features didn’t match Epstein’s. If a body-double who died elsewhere was substituted in, then this is just evidence that noose tied in the cell did not play a part in that death.
Im most unhinged voice:
You dont understand! the AI image is based on a real image to make you think that this is all a conspiracy theory but all it is hiding through truth in plain sight. ITS A PSY OP!
Honestly, I love the idea of planting AI artefacts in real pictures to discredit them.
I also love how one piece of critical “evidence” is getting a date wrong, but getting the correct day of the week for the wrong date.
As if every computer and phone on the planet doesn’t have a calendar. Hell, some document creation tools will consider the wrong day of the week for a date to be a spelling mistake, and will highlight it.
Fortnite account was another person who changed their account name.
https://mashable.com/article/jeffrey-epstein-fortnite-account-fake-epic-games
I thought that it was argued that isn’t correct: https://t.co/HimWNhNrTP
EDIT: copied wrong URL
Nobody benefits from keeping him alive though. His role as a blackmailer/spy/pedo networker is blown at this point. Even if someone wanted to keep him alive to exploit the blackmail-able knowledge he accumulated doesn’t have the material (all seized as evidence). Keeping him alive only has downside therefore no reason to do it.
Well them having all the evidence is certainly not something we should assume. There could be a whole lot more. Also I suppose there’s the possibility of him having massive amounts of money hidden away places. Maybe even in fact other important people’s money. Also considering his apparent links to multiple governments there could be other forms of blackmail he has. Less personal and more state in nature. Who knows?
He’s hanging out with John McAfee on a private island somewhere
