Quite literally every Trump story can now end with “and then he shat his pants”. So we’ve got that going for us, which is nice.

At this point, it’s pretty clear he’s being played by all involved.

Like, they’re all just giving him the run around till he gets board and moves on. The government in Venezuela and US oil companies who want no part in this.

Like he’s actually a massive chump. Like sure’s he’s the 800lb gorilla in the room in regards to being able to order the US military to do things. But he’s to fucking stupid and senile to actually engage with geopolitical realities.