Hitler

If there’s one thing you can say about Hitler, it’s that he didn’t like people who were outside the ‘Aryan race’.

If there’s one thing you can say about the modern American far right, it’s that they’re surprisingly diverse.

This has led to an odd situation in which the sort of people Hitler exterminated are now venerating him:

🚨GOING VIRAL🚨⚡

Last Night Andrew Tate , Tristan Tate , Nick Fuentes, Myron Gaines, Fresh , Sneako and Clavicular were all in a nightclub in Miami singing Kanye West most controversial Song to date “Heil Hitler” and now people across the Internet are condemning them… pic.twitter.com/HLgqtx6Xq6

— Jody Chase (@JodyChaseTN) January 18, 2026

These men are at best fucking idiots and at worst alleged human traffickers. Saying that, fair play to them for doing something which has no doubt made Hitler turn in his grave. Because make no mistake; the führer would have despised these chuckleheads.

Who?

If you’re unfamiliar the men in question, we’ll give you a rundown:

**Nick Fuentes:**An American of Italian-Hispanic descent who’s also a Nazi virgin and the leading voice of the ‘Groypers’ — a movement of far-right shut ins who are one rung above incels:

Infamous woman-hater Nick Fuentes admits to being a virgin https://t.co/d7S3wBu6Lf pic.twitter.com/ygavnHcTVb

— New York Post (@nypost) December 9, 2025

Sneako: An American of Haitian-Filipino descent who’s famous for a podcast appearance in which he said that watching his girlfriend fuck another guy at an orgy made him feel bad:

I think this is the best Sneako is a cuck meme lmao pic.twitter.com/DsIcjXVYzL

— 679 Enthusiast (@marionumber4) September 16, 2023

Andrew Tate: A mixed-race alleged human trafficker / rapist who recently got seven shades of shit kicked out of him against an opponent who was supposed to be a lay up:

Andrew Tate just got his ass kicked, because of course he did.

As it turns out, he can only physically beat up women. pic.twitter.com/XXvVpDTTOW

— Johnny AGI (@JohnnyAGI) December 21, 2025

**Tristan Tate:**Famous for being Andrew Tate’s brother and having Lego hair (also for the alleged human trafficking):

Tristan Tate apologizes to Nick Fuentes 💥

“Fuck I was wrong about this guy”pic.twitter.com/PR1KV2Q0k7

— 𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐔𝐍𝐄𝐒 (@Antunes1) January 18, 2026

**Fresh & Fit:**Black American men who are famous for their podcast on which they invite a bunch of OnlyFans models who they proceed to shriek at. The mouthy one also goes by ‘Myron Gaines’ and has form when it comes to the Hitler stuff:

Ladies and gentleman, Myron Gaines. This is what you get when you give the stupidest, most removed people on earth attention.

He is so moronic that he can not understand that he is running propaganda for people who want him dead. His career is in ruins, and all for nothing. pic.twitter.com/yLMmsWhRUS

— Gadget (@Gadget440) October 24, 2024

**Clavicular:**An infamous ‘looksmaxing streamer’ who’s notorious for repeatedly hitting his face with a tiny hammer to break the bone and make his jaw grow back bigger (something scientists do not recommend):

Clavicular CASUALLY drops the N WORD while thanking a fan🤣🤣 pic.twitter.com/6gKjEMIpWS

— clippedtube🫟 (@clippedtube) November 11, 2025

To be fair, Hitler would probably approve of Clavicular. Much like Hitler himself, Clavicular is dumbass white boy who’s recklessly subjecting himself to a cocktail of self-administered drugs. Clavicular is doing it to ‘looksmax‘; Hitler, meanwhile, suffered from chronic flatulence.

Something in common with Hitler

While most of these men fall outside what Hitler would consider the ‘master race’, that doesn’t mean they can’t achieve the same thing the führer did. They lack the charisma to rally their countrymen to war, obviously, but they could certainly pull off Hitler’s final moment.

“Follow your leader” pic.twitter.com/YFOC8RltVG

— Antifa_Ultras (@ultras_antifaa) January 10, 2026

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By Willem Moore


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