On 16 January, Trump did the most humiliating thing he’s ever done:
This is beyond parody:
Maria Machado gave her Nobel Peace prize to Donald Trump for bombing, invading, and stealing her country’s oil. pic.twitter.com/i2jwboUNEK
— Power to the People ☭
(@ProudSocialist) January 16, 2026
The smile on his face shows that he doesn’t realise how much he’s embarrassed himself. Given the response, however, it’s clear he’s never going to live this down.
Trump and his obsession
The winner of the Nobel Peace Prize is the Venezuelan opposition leader María Corina Machado. It was controversial that she won the award in the first place given that she’s offered unconditional support to Israel throughout its genocide in Gaza (she also repeatedly begged the US to invade her own country to install her as a puppet president).
Considering Machado’s record, the only ‘Peace’ prize she should be winning is the ‘Peace of Shit’ award. Still, though, she did at least win this meaningless bauble herself. Trump, meanwhile, had to:
- Invade a country, killing scores of people in the process.
- Withhold support for Machado taking over in Venezuela so that she offered him her Peace Prize.
Trump has long been obsessed with the Nobel Peace Prize, no doubt because his rival Barack ‘drone strike‘ Obama won it. This has led to embarrassing scenes like the following:
BREAKING: Secret recording between Trump and France’s Emmanuel Macron about Ukraine and Russia shows you how Trump only cares about himself and the Nobel peace prize.
Macron: Zelensky accepted your proposal for a 30-day ceasefire.
Trump: “Oh… Good! Nobel Prize please!”… pic.twitter.com/nJ0bU3Jxln
— Brian Krassenstein (@krassenstein) January 17, 2026
And the embarrassment doesn’t end there.
Humiliation
If Trump is willing to bully someone into giving him their peace prize, is any award winner safe?
According to the following images, no, they’re not:
In other news…. pic.twitter.com/cBtQFxSzfX
— Joe G (@EastEndJoe) January 16, 2026
As we all know, Trump is an 80s guy, and what could be more 80s than Karate Kid / greedily profiting from someone else’s labour:
— Tony Shepherd (@TonyShepherd4) January 17, 2026
According to the following image, Trump accepted credit for the Rebels’ victory against the Galactic Empire:
— Inevitable Gassy (@OldGassy1984) January 17, 2026
The above was especially hypocritical from Trump given that he accepted Jabba the Hutt’s frozen Han Solo too:
Those Trump awards are still coming (with thanks to @dickthenick.bsky.social) pic.twitter.com/lAzPamrPDP
— ChrisO_wiki (@ChrisO_wiki) January 17, 2026
Before returning back to Earth, Trump also accepted the Infinity Gauntlet (given his tiny hands, he will no doubt have to get it resized):
Trump receives yet another participation award. pic.twitter.com/vheu93v3k3
— Vatnik Soup (@P_Kallioniemi) January 17, 2026
Trump isn’t just targeting humans and sentient aliens either:
The crazy bastard is at it again.
pic.twitter.com/vIKBDHuK00
— Hoodlum
(@NotHoodlum) January 17, 2026
Jesus may have died for our sins, but Trump passed multiple dementia tests and got sort-of shot a bit:
People can’t seem to stop giving awards to Trump pic.twitter.com/XHpj82IoUc
— Denom Reget-Fella
(@DenomReg3t) January 17, 2026
Jesus isn’t the only Biblical figure to recognise Trump’s contribution to the field of undeserved respect:
Funny… except he’s broken all 10 of them. pic.twitter.com/aGcuJcwBRu
—
Brittany Belle
While Trump didn’t actually win at the Berlin Olympics, we suspect Hitler would have found some excuse to reward him:
On the topic of Nazis, this isn’t the first time that someone has handed over their Nobel Peace Prize:
History repeats:
In 1943, fascist Norwegian author Knut Hamsun won a Nobel prize. He loved the Nazis so much that he gave it to Hitler’s propaganda chief Joseph Goebbels as a gift.
Venezuela’s far-right extremist opposition leader María Corina Machado did the same with Trump. https://t.co/ZRVbiusp6y pic.twitter.com/rZNbrwl7d8
— Ben Norton (@BenjaminNorton) January 17, 2026
Hated
Jokes aside, the second Trump regime is an authoritarian mess which has suffered a complete collapse in support:
BREAKING: New polling reveals that Donald Trump has the lowest approval rating on the economy of any second term President in their first year. This is terrible news for Donald Trump. pic.twitter.com/wGYIa3nrsB
— Democratic Wins Media (@DemocraticWins) January 16, 2026
The American public don’t like that his masked, Gestapo-like goons are shooting mothers in the face. They don’t like that Trump wants to annex foreign countries. They don’t like that everything is still too expensive.
This is why Trump is now unable to appear in public without being called a “paedophile protector” or being booed into oblivion:
This made my day. Watch his face. https://t.co/CtQGbgpNT5
— Sassiest Minx nka Petty Betty
Featured image via White House
By Willem Moore
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