We regret to inform you that Christmas has been cancelled.
Again.
For the umpteenth time this year.
We’re not sure what ‘cancelled’ means given Christmas keeps happening, but this post is a clear example of it:
Can we please stop normalising Mince Pies.
They are rank. Everyone buys them. No one likes them. Be GONE.
Always the last thing left on the buffet table at Christmas. Awful awful creation.
— Cllr George Madgwick (@georgedmadgwick) December 21, 2025
Sickening.
And from a supposed patriot too.
The noise you can hear isn’t the jingling of sleigh bells; it’s the sound of Satan’s nipple piercings rattling as he rubs his hands together with glee.
Treachery
Councillor George Madgwick is the leader of Reform UK in Portsmouth. Reform Exposed said this of him when he defected to the party in July:
Reform UK Councillor @SharonReformUK & cheerleader @Luis_Cook1 in Portsmouth are welcoming the defection of George Madgwick to Reform from being an Independent. They’ve bagged a proper duff candidate there.
Known liar on the issue of asylum seekers, he’s a joke. A dangerous…
— Reform Party UK Exposed
(@reformexposed) July 23, 2025
In response to Adam Brooks, Madgwick expressed surprise that people love mince pies:
ngl I’m surprised by the love for them on this thread
— Cllr George Madgwick (@georgedmadgwick) December 21, 2025
Did he think supermarkets spend two months pushing mince pies out of some sort of contractual commitment?
Did he think people were purchasing them by accident?
To be fair to Madgwick, he is at least defending other classic foodstuffs:
Roast dinner
Fish and chips
Cheese and crackers
Chicken tikka Masala— Cllr George Madgwick (@georgedmadgwick) December 21, 2025
Yes. Yes it is.
— Cllr George Madgwick (@georgedmadgwick) December 21, 2025
We assume he means ‘yes it’s English‘ rather than ‘yes it’s gross‘ given his first response, but he is a flip flopper, so who knows?
Talking of flip flopping, people are asking when Farage is going to flop on his good friend Donald Trump given his suspicious handling of the Epstein files:
Got any hot takes on the Epstein Files, @Nigel_Farage?
Makes you wonder where those hands have been. pic.twitter.com/T933402bWD
— Reform Party UK Exposed
Some have suggested Madgwick is chasing engagement with his reprehensible tweet:
“Look at me! Engage with me! I’m saying a thing that some people will agree with and some will disagree with! Engage! I’m lonely! I need this!”
— proper jobbing (@proper_jobbing) December 21, 2025
Aha it appears so
who knew people felt so passionately about mince pies
— Cllr George Madgwick (@georgedmadgwick) December 22, 2025
“Who knew” – from the party which claims certain minorities haven’t integrated into British culture.
Of course, if it was Gary Lineker or Greta Thunberg talking down mince pieces, GB News and the National Front would be all over it. Because it’s a Reform councillor, it’s left to us to defend Santa Clause’s honour.
Hi @reformparty_uk, gentle reminder that Christianity is for life, not just for Christmas.
— Reform Party UK Exposed
The War on Christmas
Jokes aside, Madgwick is free to hold whatever blasphemous opinions he likes about yuletide confectionary. And for more on how ridiculous the War on Christmas has been this year, check this out:
Loads of online weirdos are claiming that shadowy forces are trying to cancel Christmas – they need to eat a mince pie and shut the fuck up
By @willem_moore_uk https://t.co/xwzoNU8T54
— Canary (@TheCanaryUK) December 5, 2025
Oh, and before you go, please report this person to the authorities:
I think they would be more popular with mince meat and gravy in it
— Tinak03 (@TinaK30110870) December 22, 2025
We don’t actually think you should call the police, obviously, but let’s see if we can get them a visit from the ghosts of Christmas Past, Present, and Future, because clearly there’s something wrong with them.
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By Willem Moore
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