In the early 2020s, the planet found itself in the grip of a virus which spread like wildfire. That virus was the misogynistic gospel of Andrew Tate, and the people who found themselves infected were young boys the world over.
Having felt his fame and popularity slip somewhat, Tate decided to do something drastic to prove he’s still the pinnacle of toxic masculinity.
There’s just one problem with that:
Andrew Tate just got his ass kicked, because of course he did.
As it turns out, he can only physically beat up women. pic.twitter.com/XXvVpDTTOW
— Johnny Loveless (@JohnnyLoveless) December 21, 2025
Andrew Tate: man down
Before he was an international man of misogyny, Andrew Tate was a kick boxer and an arsehole. He was famous on British Twitter long before the rest of the world knew him, and by that we mean ‘famously repellant’ – i.e. he tweeted stuff like this:
Next point, if you put yourself in a position to be raped, you must bare some responsibility. I’m not saying it’s OK you got raped.
He was banned from Twitter, but Elon Musk reinstated his account after purchasing the platform. This is why we get to see him tweeting out excuses today:
99.9% of 40 year old men with 700 million dollars sit around with whores.
I could have done the same and talked shit on the Internet and took no risks and just lived easy.
In my heart I knew I’m too old.
I knew I’d been out too long.
That’s why I had to do it.
To face… pic.twitter.com/pgZC203y4y
— Andrew Tate (@Cobratate) December 21, 2025
You’re supposed to be the ‘Top G’ – not the ‘Runner Up G’.
Do you really think your supporters are interested in watching a middle-aged man get the shit kicked out of him?
How is Andrew Tate charging $5k plus travel and hotel for fight camp when he’s fighting like this?
— Mukhtar (@I_amMukhtar) December 20, 2025
We’re getting ahead of ourselves, however; we haven’t even shown you what the beating looked like yet:
Both Jake Paul & Andrew Tate (Top G) have lost their fights this weekend
Boxing is healing, the world is healing pic.twitter.com/0xtWvbeUqb
— EMPIRE (@AniEMPIRE) December 20, 2025
The guy that Tate fought was Chase DeMoor, who’s best known for appearing on reality dating shows:
Your “Top G” Andrew Tate got his ass handed to him by a “Too Hot To Handle” Netflix star.
2025 what a year. pic.twitter.com/1FMJLR5kGi
— J (@ArneSlotMachine) December 20, 2025
While DeMoor has fought before, he’s not particularly well regarded, as this video demonstrates:
Imagine watching your hero Andrew Tate get battered by this guy and still call him "Top G"pic.twitter.com/X3xcGMRKno
— Omnitrix (@TLOmnitrix) December 20, 2025
No offence to DeMoor, of course; dating shows are perfectly watchable, and we have nothing but respect for the way he handled Tate. The point is everyone thinks Andrew Tate picked DeMoor because he wasn’t a serious opponent:
Wait, Andrew Tate hand-picked his opponent as an easy win, and he still did this to him? Haha. pic.twitter.com/D1b8swfMQM
— Oliver (@OWS1892) December 21, 2025
There were other great shots of Tate’s clownfall too:
Andrew Tate has been BATTERED and comprehensively beaten by a novice boxer, Chase DeMoor pic.twitter.com/9bK5t4z4DZ
— Gadget (@Gadget440) December 20, 2025
Andrew Tate finding out beating fighters his own size isn’t as easy as beating trafficked Eastern European women pic.twitter.com/NLqzJVlY9q
— Roy Drones Jr (@chiweethedog) December 20, 2025
At least Andrew Tate didn’t have his jaw broken like Jake Paul. Mainly because he doesn’t have one. pic.twitter.com/W4Zv420o95
— Quadcarl (@Quadcarl) December 21, 2025
Lover boy bye bye
While it’s good to ridicule Andrew Tate, it’s important to remember he’s not just someone who the internet loves to hate. Tate allegedly committed a string of violent crimes against women; crimes which he’s literally described in his own words:
Recruiting women solely to “make them fall in love” in order to control them and force them to work on webcam or OnlyFans is human trafficking. pic.twitter.com/6EumrPcxnF
— Murdered By Crayons
(@CrayonMurders) March 6, 2025
Andrew Tate is on camera/audio admitting to:
-violently raping a woman
-violently strangling a woman
-having sex with a 16 year old when he was an adultIs under investigation for:
-human trafficking of minors with 6 potential victimsJordan Peterson: pic.twitter.com/XRNoXlYvgy
— The Serfs (youtube.com/theserftimes) (@theserfstv) January 12, 2023
Andrew Tate and his brother were on trial in Romania for human trafficking, and texts from the Top G suggest it was Donald Trump who helped him wriggle out of accountability:
— The Intellectualist (@highbrow_nobrow) December 20, 2025
Where are the anti-rape gang people like Tommy Robinson when you need them?
Oh yeah, that’s right, Robinson has actually defended this guy, as we reported:
Tommy Robinson: “Save women from rapists!”
Lauren Southern: “Andrew Tate raped me”
Tommy: “You’re a lying whore” pic.twitter.com/BVTwS8TBuK
— TakedownMRAs (@TakedownMRAs) July 19, 2025
All that aside, it’s heartwarming to see people like Andrew Tate and Jake Paul getting what they deserve this Christmas – i.e. knocked the fuck out.
Featured image via YouTube
By Willem Moore
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Mixed feelings about bigots getting their shit wrecked by real boxers. I’d prefer to hear it happened without televised promotion or any money involved.
The cheering audience is a plus, though.
I rather want rapists to be in prison, where they belong.
