Great, now they’re trying to turn our plants trans. You think you’ve brought home a cute little pumpkin squash and it turns out you got a corn cob rubbing against your leg.

Neat!

C’mon, use your organoid! Those cells are in some nerd’s peach tree dish. That guy’s probably never even had sex anyway. Fetuses reside in the home and property of the man.

Harnessing the power of foreign cells to labor for us is just good capitalism.

When we did the ‘23 and me’ testing, my ex had a high percentage of neanderthal remnants. Interestingly she also had that gene that is active in most Olympic level power sports competitors. Strong as an ox. Not just strong for a woman but strong over all. She was also very sturdily built. Like her bones were heavy. We were the same height, at my most muscular I was about 165 lbs. She was not fat at all and she was 190.