minus-squareBioWarfarePosadist [she/her, they/them]@hexbear.nettoPravda (formerly lefty_news)•Congress Quietly Kills Military “Right to Repair,” Allowing Corporations to Cash In on Fixing Broken Productslinkfedilinkarrow-up9·2 days agoI can see it now… “Sarge! This ones rifle is jammed sir! I am taking enemy fire, sir!” “Hold on private, we got the Smith & Wesson Customer service rep on speed dial.” Proceeds to having the sarge on hold during a firefight, the muzak cutting through the sound of whizzing bullets. A robot voice answers after 5 minutes with the prompts to filter the call to either sales, customer service or technical help. The camera zooms out to the whole unit dead, the robot voice eventually auto hangs up the call linkfedilink
I can see it now…
“Sarge! This ones rifle is jammed sir! I am taking enemy fire, sir!”
“Hold on private, we got the Smith & Wesson Customer service rep on speed dial.”
Proceeds to having the sarge on hold during a firefight, the muzak cutting through the sound of whizzing bullets.
A robot voice answers after 5 minutes with the prompts to filter the call to either sales, customer service or technical help.
The camera zooms out to the whole unit dead, the robot voice eventually auto hangs up the call